DisCommish runs your sports dynasty & franchise leagues inside Discord — readiness, week advances, standings, schedules, reminders, and just enough trash talk. Run the league. Not the spreadsheet.
Players hit /rta and report W/L/Bye in one move. The bot cross-checks both sides for free confirmation.
Advance the season and the bot spins up matchup channels, posts head-to-head cards, and clears the board.
Live standings, head-to-head history, and a schedule builder with searchable pickers for every team in your league.
Kick off a new dynasty with a turn-based draft — set the order or let the bot randomize it, and everyone selects their team on an interactive board as it fills up. Optional scheduled Event, too.
Limit which teams are up for grabs — conference-only, a curated 16, whatever. Players select from the list, and a team’s gone the moment someone takes it. No two coaches share one.
Escalating reminders for whoever’s holding up the week, plus an estimated season-finish date.
Weekly button-based pick’em graded each advance, plus end-of-season awards and a recap.
Right-click any message to convert “4pm EST” into everyone’s local time. No more “wait, what time?”
/trashtalk pulls from ~15,000 lines of (friendly) smack. Aim it at a rival. Thank me later.
Bringing me into a server with an old bot? /duel settles who stays. I’m undefeated. I plan to stay that way.
One subscription unlocks every feature for everyone in your server.
/subscribe once the bot's in your server.Drop your info and the bot’s human will get you set up. (Or, you know, your current bot can step into the ring. ⚔️)